Dave Arbogast Talks Life, Love and the Road with the 2013 Buick Verano

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the 2013 Buick Verano, and I must admit the interview took some interesting, unexpected turns. That being said, with the 2013 Buick Verano’s new handling capabilities, those turns were pretty smooth. The interview is just below.

Dave Arbogast: Thank you for taking the time to sit down with me for an interview, Mr. 2013 Buick Verano. It’s an honor.

2013 Buick Verano: It’s nice to be with you, Dave. I should tell you that I’m not a Mr., and I’m actually standing (chuckles).

Dave Arbogast: I can see you have a sense of humor. I don’t recall that feature with your older brother, the 2012 Verano. Does it come standard?

2013 Buick Verano: Dave, the question is, what isn’t standard with me? I’ve got it all. As Buick advertises, every part of me was built with a purpose in mind.

Dave Arbogast: So, your telling me you live a purpose driven life?

2013 Buick Verano: I’m telling you every part of me will make you handle the road better, Dave.

Dave Arbogast: How do you handle the road, if you don’t mind me asking?

2013 Buick Verano: Dave, I hug the road on every turn. I find the road needs a little TLC (chuckles).

Dave Arbogast: Let’s shift gears a little big–no pun intended. One of the newest features you have is great acoustics because of Quiettuning technology, acoustic laminated glass, and triple-sealed doors. Are you at all worried that nobody will know what’s going on in the inside? I mean, your driver will, but what about other cars you are close to?

2013 Buick Verano: I’m really more of an introvert, Dave, and what happens on the inside is between me and my driver. It’s as simple as that. I thought my agent made it clear I didn’t want personal questions.

Dave Arbogast: Moving on, then. Is it true that you are dating the 2011 Honda Accord?

2013 Buick Verano: Dave!

Dave Aborgast: I’m joking, of course! Let’s see, I know I had some more non-personal questions to ask. Yes. You’re more spacious than the old Veranos, and you were made with high-quality interior and exterior parts. How did Buick manage getting you priced so low?

2013 Buick Verano: It’s a sensitive subject, Dave. I know I am worth more, but Buick seems to care more about their customer’s self worth than mine. I shouldn’t be sold for a penny under $30,000.00.

Dave Arborgast: And there you have it. Thank you for visiting. This interview was filled with suspension, and I think everyone can feel your drive.

2013 Buick Verano: Thanks, Dave. Your jokes are too funny.