The Angriest Buick Model

Road rage…

We’ve all had it. At one time or another, we’ve all found ourselves steaming mad behind the wheel. It can get ugly, but thankfully, we are tucked safely inside of our cars…where our tirades (and gestures) are not immediately noticed by other drivers.

Imagine for a second if your car had a personality of its own and threatened to blow a gasket because of other cars or drivers? Would that not be awkward?

Some vehicles would be angrier than others.

No doubt about it, we’d all have to watch out for the Buick LaCrosse.

If you are wondering why this flagship Buick vehicle would be the angriest, just stop and think about it for a second. Say the name to yourself.

“LaCROSSE.”

It’s inherently annoyed, grumpy and downright, well, cross. It wakes up on the wrong side of the garage. Every day.

Not “LaCalm.” Not “LaCool.”

Nope – “LaCrosse.”

Don’t believe it? Check out its bad-tempered features.

Optional Push Button Start – If you know this vehicle is already on edge, let’s not be pushing its buttons any further, all right? Clearly it is just sitting there waiting to pick a fight. If you give in, just know you will be starting something.

Ice Blue Ambient Lighting – Anytime “ice” is thrown around with regard to a personality, it is never a good thing. Imagine settling into the driver’s seat, switching on the ignition and being greeted with an icy cold stare. This instrument panel is not messing around. If it could narrow its dials into mean little slits, it totally would.

Soft-Touch Instrument Panel – Well, of course it requires a soft touch! We’re talking kid gloves with this car. Don’t even think about poking it.

StabiliTrak With Traction Control – The LaCrosse needs to get a grip on the road – and on itself. Like a pot just simmering away waiting to boil over, this car is a hothead. That doesn’t sound overly stable to me, now does it?

HiPer Strut Suspension – Here is a dangerous combination – crabby AND hyper. In no scenario does anger and hyperactivity yield a pleasant result. The LaCrosse is all over the map – literally and figuratively!

Rearview Back-Up Camera – The LaCrosse is fully aware of its bad temper. Why else would it be looking over its shoulder all of the time?

That’s right. This Buick is in a class of its own.

It’s not a Regal – far from it. It never receives an Encore either.

It drives like a dream…but one false move, and it’s in your nightmares. This car has a chip on its fender, and it wants you to know it!