The GMC Sierra vs. The Millenium Falcon: Which is better?

This may just be the most important showdown of your life.

First of all, the Millennium Falcon only comes in one color. Two, actually. It comes in its original grey color, and if you attract enough attention from the Empire, it might just turn a soot black from all of the laser blasts headed your way. The GMC Sierra, on the other hand, comes in a variety of colors straight from the factory.

The Millennium Falcon is notorious for breaking down all the time, and when it does, you only have a big-foot-esque oaf named “Chewy” and some meditating old guy to help you. The GMC Sierra?

Not so much.

State-of-the-art safety and navigation technology including an OnStar system have you covered. The best part? The on board navigation doesn’t talk back.

Sorry, C-3PO.

It’s true. The GMC Sierra won’t get you to Alderaan on one tank of gas — but it will get you to Aldi’s. With its efficient, active fuel management system, your ride won’t be zonking out in the middle of any more asteroid fields with the Empire in hot pursuit either.

There’s a reason that Han’s last name is Solo…all of his friends got GMC Sierras — and not without reason. I guess they just couldn’t resist the XM Radio connectivity and traction control of the Sierra.

Remember that time that Han backed the Falcon into a giant space worm? If he’d opted to pilot a GMC Sierra instead, with its rear vision camera, he probably wouldn’t have gotten the gang into that mess.

The command center of the Sierra will keep you warm with its heated seats in deep space, too, unlike the Millenium Falcon. Han won the Falcon in a gamble, but you’re not going to win a Sierra in a gamble. No one with even a modicum of sanity would consider risking a Sierra in a gamble.

Sure, go ahead and race the Falcon with your new GMC Sierra. Afterwards, you’ll be able to use its epic suspension and trailering system to haul the Falcon off to the junk yard where it belongs. We’d even give a GMC Sierra to Harrison Ford as a consolation prize, but something tells us his last name won’t let him go for it.

Speaking of names, the names of these vehicles alone should tell you which vehicle is superior. Which is greater, the bird or the mountain it perches on? You don’t have to answer that one. Just treat yourself to the top-of-the-line transportation you deserve: a GMC Sierra.